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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 09:07

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Tea ?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

How do I become mentally strong?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

Me : No

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Thank you.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What is truer than that which is true?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Then let's have some coffee

What movies have not aged well?

Me : Sure.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

He : I'm 24.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know